Hi. Today I will be doing an interview with my little brother, who’s name is Luke, about his favorite sports and sports teams.
Joshua: What is your favorite NFL team?
Luke: Redskins.
Joshua: Why do you like them?
Luke: Because, I don’t know.
Joshua: Who is your favorite player?
Luke: Kirk Cousins
Joshua: Why did you pick Kirk Cousins?
Luke: Because, eeh, I don’t know.
Joshua: OKKK, anyways let’s move on to baseball. What’s your favorite MLB team?
Luke: Baltimore Orioles.
Joshua: Why do you like them?
Luke: Because, I like their mascot.
Joshua: Why do you like their mascot?
Luke: Because it’s cute.
Joshua: Who’s your favorite player?
Luke: Hyun Soo Kim
Joshua: Why is he your favorite player?
Luke: Beeee, I don’t know.
Joshua: On to basketball! What is your favorite NBA team?
Luke: Uhhhh, the Denver Nuggets.
Joshua: Why do you like them?
Luke: Because, nuggets reminds me of chicken nuggets.
Joshua: Interesting. Don’t you like gold nuggets too?
Luke: Uhh, yes, but I like chicken nuggets better because I’ve never had a gold nugget.
Joshua: Who’s your favorite player on the Nuggets?
Luke: Uhh, I don’t know any.
Joshua: Now hockey. What is your favorite NHL team?
Luke: The Philadelphia Flyers.
Joshua: Why are they your favorite team?
Luke: Because I like their logo.
Joshua: Who’s your favorite player on the Flyers?
Luke: I don’t know any.
Joshua: Thanks for doing this interview.
Luke: IT’S OVER? YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME MY FAVORITE SOCCER TEAM! UGGGHH.
Joshua: Fine. What’s your favorite MLS team?
Luke. What is that?
Joshua: Major League Soccer.
Luke: Ah, maybe fake Barcelona.
Joshua: What?????? Barcelona isn’t MLS and why are they fake?
Luke: Because they are not real. They are not real Barcelona. Oh, I mean fake Madrid.
Joshua: Number 1, Real Madrid isn’t MLS either, and it’s pronounced Real, not Reul.
Luke: Whatever.
Joshua: So what’s your favorite MLS team?
Luke: MLS team? Fake Madrid. Which has me on it.
Joshua: REAL MADRID IS NOT MLS. And it does not have you on it. Real Madrid is in La Liga.
Luke: What’s the difference between La Liga and MLS?
Joshua: MLS is USA and La Liga is Spain.
Luke: OHHHHHH. OK. What MLS teams are there? I don’t know any. I don’t pay attention to soccer.
Joshua: I guess that means you don’t have one. Bye everybody!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOO. You need to tell me what they are. Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I guess I will go look them up.
Luke leaves to check MLS teams.
Luke: I like Fire.
Joshua: They are the Chicago Fire.
Luke: Ahhh. The Yankees are ahead.
Joshua: What???? I guess that means it’s time to end the interview. Bye for the 3rd time.
That’s all the sports for now.
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That was hilarious! You didn’t ask Luke why he liked “Fire” though.
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Oops.
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You could do a part 2.
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I was going to.
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Ah
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I just realized that the post is titled ‘part 1.’ Hahaha.
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Hahaha.
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Love, love, love β€
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Halairious!!!!
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Yep!
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That was sooooooooooooo funny!
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