Interview with my brother. Part 1: Pro Sports

Hi. Today I will be doing an interview with my little brother, who’s name is Luke, about his favorite sports and sports teams.

Joshua: What is your favorite NFL team?

Luke: Redskins.

Joshua: Why do you like them?

Luke: Because, I don’t know.

Joshua: Who is your favorite player?

Luke: Kirk Cousins

Joshua: Why did you pick Kirk Cousins?

Luke: Because, eeh, I don’t know.

Joshua: OKKK, anyways let’s move on to baseball. What’s your favorite MLB team?

Luke: Baltimore Orioles.

Joshua: Why do you like them?

Luke: Because, I like their mascot.

Joshua: Why do you like their mascot?

Luke: Because it’s cute.

Joshua: Who’s your favorite player?

Luke: Hyun Soo Kim

Joshua: Why is he your favorite player?

Luke: Beeee, I don’t know.

Joshua: On to basketball! What is your favorite NBA team?

Luke: Uhhhh, the Denver Nuggets.

Joshua: Why do you like them?

Luke: Because, nuggets reminds me of chicken nuggets.

Joshua: Interesting. Don’t you like gold nuggets too?

Luke: Uhh, yes, but I like chicken nuggets better because I’ve never had a gold nugget.

Joshua: Who’s your favorite player on the Nuggets?

Luke: Uhh, I don’t know any.

Joshua: Now hockey. What is your favorite NHL team?

Luke: The Philadelphia Flyers.

Joshua: Why are they your favorite team?

Luke: Because I like their logo.

Joshua: Who’s your favorite player on the Flyers?

Luke: I don’t know any.

Joshua: Thanks for doing this interview.

Luke: IT’S OVER? YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME MY FAVORITE SOCCER TEAM! UGGGHH.

Joshua: Fine. What’s your favorite MLS team?

Luke. What is that?

Joshua: Major League Soccer.

Luke: Ah, maybe fake Barcelona.

Joshua: What?????? Barcelona isn’t MLS and why are they fake?

Luke: Because they are not real. They are not real Barcelona. Oh, I mean fake Madrid.

Joshua: Number 1, Real Madrid isn’t MLS either, and it’s pronounced Real, not Reul.

Luke: Whatever.

Joshua: So what’s your favorite MLS team?

Luke: MLS team? Fake Madrid. Which has me on it.

Joshua: REAL MADRID IS NOT MLS. And it does not have you on it. Real Madrid is in La Liga.

Luke: What’s the difference between La Liga and MLS?

Joshua: MLS is USA and La Liga is Spain.

Luke: OHHHHHH. OK. What MLS teams are there? I don’t know any. I don’t pay attention to soccer.

Joshua: I guess that means you don’t have one. Bye everybody!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOO. You need to tell me what they are. Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! I guess I will go look them up.

Luke leaves to check MLS teams.

Luke: I like Fire.

Joshua: They are the Chicago Fire.

Luke: Ahhh. The Yankees are ahead.

Joshua: What???? I guess that means it’s time to end the interview. Bye for the 3rd time.
That’s all the sports for now.

Joshua 🏈⚾️🏀🏒⚽️⚾️